Nollywood actress and media personality Lilian Afegbai recently posted a new rant on her social media accounts in which she explains why she is quitting the baddie lifestyle after receiving a bill from her hairdresser. If you don’t feel like watching the video, I’ve put the full humorous narrative down for you below. The video is available at the bottom of this post if you decide to watch it. Here are Lilian Afegbai’s exact words.
Ranting on Instagram, Lilian Afegbai said:
Omo I no know which kain akanchawa movement I dey always find myself but e dey choke me. To be baddie for Lagos now e cost. Jesus. Person no fit be baddie say you no go dey spend. Omo normally I dey slay, I dey buy better hair, e dey choke. The most expensive hair where I buy na one hair wey I buy from Koku. I sick for one week no worry, I was sick. But the only thing wey compensate me is that hair, I don rock that hair for 3 years and I still dey rock am, the hair good. I give am e flowers e good but e choke me. But e good no worry na sweet hair. I said ok birthday dey come make I buy one just to shock the audience, shock my girls, just give that baddies vibe. Na him I reach out to this other girl wey I dey buy from. This other girl I know her price range, it’s not bad. 800, 900 you know. Na him the girl now tell me say “I don order everything, your hair is going to land tomorrow from London”. I said okay good good great. Okay send me account let me pay since it’s coming tomorrow to land Lagos. Na him the girl do “hey sis, here is your bill”. I see 2 million Naira. I said “hey sis, is this bill for me sis? Are you sure this is not a mistake? It’s not for your premium clients because it can’t be for me sis”. Because na this ‘sis’ una dey take use dupe people. Na him the next thing the girl come say no sis, it’s your bill, you know dollar. Na him I say but when I ordered, dollar wasn’t this price that you’re saying. Wetin? I offend you? You see me for your dream? Na him I say I no go dey open her message again so that she no fit send the package. I said I won’t reply I will just blank her, I will move on. Omo I didn’t know I don give this girl address before where she sent my hair. Na him this girl, I dey date, if you see the way I run komot date like mad person, the guy dey find me for street now. I heard ma you have a package, you have a parcel, you have a container. I’m not expecting anything I run come. Omo, sis don send this hair come. How I go carry 2 million naira hair dey waka for street, wetin I wan tell people? Who naked no dey chook hand for pocket na! Where I wan see am? Sometimes you go get the money but you no go one stupidly spend am na. We get bills to pay. I come dey tell the girl my account is not opening, my app is shut down for life. I’m tired. Person no fit just slay on a budget. Which kain fake life I go choose. I no do again. Baddies, I give you your crown, I resign, I quit this job!